|So disappointed are these chickens with their surroundings they are no longer on speaking terms.|
|A hardliner for the quarantined plate, it grosses this chicken
completely out when the speedwell touches the violets.
The most annoying thing about working from home is when sunshine gets in your eyeballs and you have to go outside to see what its deal is. Then the chickens see you’re out there and think, hey, it must be the weekend so they start in with the endless squawking until you let them out to roam. This, obviously, makes the dog terribly jealous so you’ve got to throw the ball to prevent further hurt feelings. By the time noon rolls around you’ve had enough fresh air and meditation to make your skin crawl.
|Fresh air fills this dog with disgust.|
|When this chicken would not stop following me
I was forced to punish her with this strawberry